Its called "If Mom Only Knew" ha!! neighborhood cocktail lounge dedicated to mother-worrying debauchery, a dimly lit tunnel with an enormous, ever-evolving graffiti wall at one end, a puree-, syrup- & juice-laden bar at the other, and, lining the area in between, spray-can art, banquettes, and flickering candles bearing images of Jesus, so you should feel comfortable? 247 Eldridge St, btwn Houston and Stanton St; Lower East Side